if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
me:
“I was a bit of a loner before I had her. I wasn’t a social person. I stayed away from people because I thought that everybody had a plot or a scheme. But she’s taught me how innocent people are when they start out. I mean, sometimes she’ll butter me up because she wants candy or a cookie. But then other times she’ll just hug me for no reason.”